Due to the fact that I am currently isolated from normal humanity in southeastern Oregon, I am much more prolific on the old blog. I've also been much better about catching Oscar bait films. So, I have a bounty of mini reviews for you to help you make the most of what's out there. Or just read this and make up your own mind about what you want to see. It's up to you.
I'm going to do "Ten word reviews." Let's see how this goes.
Very charming. Rips Vertigo score. I loved it. Dog Oscar?
Emotionally manipulative, but I cried. So I liked. Horse Oscar?
My Week with Marilyn
Sort of blah. Williams was great. No Redmayne nudity. Sigh.
People find it blah. I loved. I must be old.
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Didn't know story before. Was quite excellent. Brace for rape.
YES YES YES YES WIN WIN WIN WIN SEE IT.
Depressing, but beautiful. Not just talking about the Dunst titties.
Midnight in Paris
Cotillard is goddess. Super charming. Maybe my favorite Woody Allen?
Mission Impossible 4
Lots of fun. Paula Patton rules. Wanting a sequel. Penis.
That's all for now, folks! If I had to rank the list (to help you out), it would look like this:
2. The Artist
3. Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
5. The Descendants
6. Mission Impossible 4
7. War Horse
8. Midnight in Paris
9. My Week with Marilyn.
That's my two cents, yo. PS only part of this review was written in Whoregon. The rest was in Boston. Transparency. What up.